Trapped

Yesterday I got trapped in a conversation about nothing,

And it went on and on and on

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And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

reallybored

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

wideeyed

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

harmonica

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

And it kept going on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Harpo Marx

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

frown

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

So it went on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

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I searched for an escape

But it kept going on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

bitingknuckle

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

angry

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

And it kept going on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

gun

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

And it kept going on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And I think it may still be going on…

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A Chef’s Plea to Low Carb Dieters

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Stop living in the closet.
What’s wrong with you?
You dream of foreplay with chips and salsa before you make love to a beef burrito.

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But you deny yourself.
You even deny yourself birthday cake at your own child’s birthday party.

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Stop living on the fringe where the burger meets the bun or the salad meets the crouton.
Come back my falafel eating maniacs.

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What happened to binge drinking while shoving countless cupcakes in your face as you laughed all night?

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Where did the laughter go?

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Now it looks as if a nervous breakdown is imminent.

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I’m calling all the little piggies back to the pen.

Eat Cake!

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Live life to the fullest.

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Chef Mutton Chop’s Plea is brought to you by Potentially Disruptive.

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Blogarate

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Have you ever encountered a knuckle dragging brute who is convinced your latest fiction was inspired by his momma?  I have.

Up until now we bloggers had only one option. Run.

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That’s write you will be punching and kicking out your posts like never before!

The secret is in the humongous keyboard built on an adjustable rack.

The letters on the keyboard are specially designed to be punched, kicked, elbowed and kneed.

Blogarate builds confidence and gets you ripped as you express your innerself.

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Act now and we will rush you a bonus DVD on ten ways to defend yourself with a cheese puff.

At Blogarate we like to say it’s not about the words, it’s about the punch-uation!

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Moorbey Nominated Me for the Versatile Blogger Award

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Sending gratitude out to Moorbey over at Moorbey’z Blog for awarding me the Versatile Blogger award. If you haven’t checked out his site please head over and have a look around.  I’m truly honored to have received this award from such a passionate and empowered individual.

THE RULES:

1-Thank and link back to the person who awarded you.

2-Nominate 15 bloggers for The Versatile Blogger Award and include a link to their site (and tell them that you have nominated them).

3-State 7 things about yourself.

7 THINGS ABOUT ME:

1. I used to have a problem with authority, now I just call it living against the grain

2. I grew up in Los Angeles and now live in a small Texas town

3. I drink crazy strong coffee

4. I just finished coaching my first season of U8 soccer

5. I’ve got two screenplay projects in development

6. Actively looking for distribution channels to get my book into foster kids’ hands

7. Goals: set up a global organization for lifetime mentoring for foster kids and set up a global organization for investigating and filing charges against those that prey on foster kids

MY NOMINATIONS:

1. http://becomingcliche.wordpress.com/

2. http://lifewithpethairhairballs.wordpress.com/

3. http://hamsterbritain.com/

4. http://ashadeofpen.wordpress.com/

5. http://oyestheydid.com/

6. http://myparentsarecrazierthanyours.com/

7. http://waywardspirit.wordpress.com/

8. http://mymeanderingtrail.com/

9. http://funkangeles.wordpress.com/

10. http://adoptiveperspective.wordpress.com/

11. http://festivalking.wordpress.com/

12. http://palestinerose.wordpress.com/

13. http://vodkawasmymuse.wordpress.com/

14. http://jamesthedriver.wordpress.com/

15. http://merryfrolics.wordpress.com/

Congratulations to all the nominees!

Never Too Late

Under the sun

Looking for fun

Flirting with the sea of darkness

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Take drink

Try not to sink

Escaping into the sea of darkness

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All your troubles

Tiny air bubbles

Sinking into the sea of darkness

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Take a toot

Soul becomes mute

Drowning in the sea of darkness

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Out of the dark

Come the sharks

Prowling in the sea of darkness

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In the midst of strife

Better fight for your life

In the sea of darkness

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Illicit bait

Opens the gates

Into the sea of darkness

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Don’t be confused

As you’re consumed

In the sea of darkness

consumed

It was your sin

Jumping in

Into the sea of darkness

Open your eyes

And begin to rise

Out of the sea of darkness

awakening

Cut your ties

To all the lies

Trapping you in the sea of darkness

turnyourback

It’s never too late

To change your fate

Concerning the sea of darkness

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On The Road Again

Flying down the road

The kids think I’m a troll

Because I’ll only play rock and roll

I sing loud and proud

I like the windows down

Still everybody frowns

They all want to hear one thing

And it’s not music from the king

I raised them on Miles and Coltrane

Mozart and Beethoven

Elvis and Frank

When did their musical tastes tank

They are fanatics about country

Since some of those weenies

Started wearing beanies

I would rather commit harry carry

Than listen to those fairies

About dirt and trucks

And dogs wagging their tails for good luck

I would rather stab myself in the neck

Than to sit back and say what the heck

I was told

I’m just getting old

Better roll up the windows before you catch a cold

Just another old man

Driving a bunch of kids in a mini van

Getting Caught

Beware of the energy vamp

Beware of where they camp

They are looking for you

To turn your mind into goo

With their senseless stories

Feels like your head’s been hit by a lorry

Over and over again

The pain never seems to end

All that useless chatter

What does it really matter

On and on, and on and on they go

Where they stop nobody knows

They’re filling my head full of junk

It’s putting me in a funk

None of it makes any sense

Is there a way to build a mental fence

To stop the onslaught

I’m always getting caught

How does speech

Morph into a leech

To tap you dry

I’m gonna cry

Not really

I’m just being silly

They all need a group hug

And a big sloppy kiss on the mug

I almost forgot to mention

They need YOUR attention

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