The wife and I watched Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead
It got stuck in her head
It’s all about juice fasting
Guess who she’s casting
Me
I’m going on a juice fast
She says it’s gonna be a blast
I’m sipping a glass of green yuk
What the #@!$
It already started — no way!
Not a month of drinking hay
But I still get coffee for a week
Ah, she’s so sweet
My little wife
Doing her best to extend my life
But I’m not taking meds
I’m not half dead
I’m not fat and slow
I’m always on the go
Why did the Australian make that show
Now all my food has to go
Why wasn’t it on beer and wine
Now that would be a good time