Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse

We’re tearing hammies from here to Miami

We do our chaturangas in bling

We are the yoga kings

We’re always bringing the hassle

To the parkour lads in Newcastle

We’re always starting trouble

Here to burst your fitness bubble

The heat’s in the meat

As we breathe to the beat

Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse are tough

Not to be confused with the cross fit fluff

Internet blogger freaks doing Blogarate

It’s like a Yugo drag racing a Maserati

You do push-ups on your pinkies

We do press-ups with our winkies

Yoga’s the winner

We’ll consume you for dinner

Warrior 1

Warrior2

Warrior 3

We practice yoga for free

Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse

Namaste