In a room that smelled like aging meat

Chef Mutton Chop had too much to drink

He blurted out:

The guy who prepared your soup

never washes his hands after he poops!

Yes, tap water from the sink

is scary to drink.

They all put their dinkys

in the drinkys!

And their noodles

poke your strudel!

Always having fun

with your bun,

never forgetting the extra sleaze

on the cheese.

Hepatitis — Tag, You’re it!

Chef Mutton Chop then leaned over and vomited in a trash can.

And one final thought…

They always use the tortilla as a wipe

before they roll your burrito tight.

Cheers!

Have a great time as you dine tonight.