Granny’s looking for someone special to meet

Cruising the internet for a guy who’s sweet

Her husband died and now she feels like a loner

Over the net she met a Ukrainian mine owner

The picture of the man is tall dark and handsome

Not realizing her heart will be held for ransom

Granny really begins to care

He knows all the right words to share

He likes to instant message by choice

Granny never hears his voice

It’s a little odd he won’t use a phone

Then he instant messages Granny for a loan

He’s in big trouble… a situation far away

Granny loves him so she says “okay”

This situation goes on and on

Until all of Granny’s savings are gone

All those with grannies please beware

Scammers are everywhere

Stay close to your granny

Cheers