Beware of the energy vamp
Beware of where they camp
They are looking for you
To turn your mind into goo
With their senseless stories
Feels like your head’s been hit by a lorry
Over and over again
The pain never seems to end
All that useless chatter
What does it really matter
On and on, and on and on they go
Where they stop nobody knows
They’re filling my head full of junk
It’s putting me in a funk
None of it makes any sense
Is there a way to build a mental fence
To stop the onslaught
I’m always getting caught
How does speech
Morph into a leech
To tap you dry
I’m gonna cry
Not really
I’m just being silly
They all need a group hug
And a big sloppy kiss on the mug
I almost forgot to mention
They need YOUR attention
This is a public service announcement from potentially disruptive.
MARTENEY MEDIA 
(Of course!) I am going to start using that in everyday conversation.
A lorry is what they call a truck in England. Thanks for the compliments Sonya! 🙂
Prior to this I had never heard the word lorry. I guess technically I still have yet to hear it, as I read it and suspect I pronounced it correctly.
Fun poem, flows well, I enjoyed it.
P.S. BTW I thought I followed your blog over two months ago so if I unfollowed it by accident I am sorry, but I have returned. 🙂
Thanks Sunshine!
this is sooo entertainingly funny! love it! 🙂
Thank you! Your welcome!
Thank you!
Funny! Thank you for the like.
Ha, Ha, Hilarious, very original…..
He was and is the best vamp by far. 🙂
Seems a little harsh on poor old Bela Lugosi. 😃