The wife and I watched Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead
It got stuck in her head
It’s all about juice fasting
Guess who she’s casting
I’m going on a juice fast
She says it’s gonna be a blast
I’m sipping a glass of green yuk
What the #@!$
It already started — no way!
Not a month of drinking hay
But I still get coffee for a week
Ah, she’s so sweet
My little wife
Doing her best to extend my life
But I’m not taking meds
I’m not half dead
I’m not fat and slow
I’m always on the go
Why did the Australian make that show
Now all my food has to go
Why wasn’t it on beer and wine
Now that would be a good time
Thank you for stopping by my blog. Cheers. 🙂
Thanks Merideth! 🙂
Juicing is great! Just as long as all the other stuff is available to. 🙂
Great way to blog! Lol
Very funny 🙂 I have been thinking lately about getting a juicer – true!
That is funny and ironically true.
Thanks for the comment but that post was trashed due to my dashboard error, still learning…
I broke my fast for a spicy tuna roll and it was the best spicy tuna roll ever!
And my Brain feels great!
Maybe I’ll just fast from cookies. 🙂
This was fantastic! haha. Fun read.
I definitely think you should stick to the ‘fully-functioning-brain” part!!
I never get tired of your witty inventiveness Ken!
I entertained the thought of doing a juice fast myself this summer, but I’d rather be entertained by your poetry.
That monstrous juicer machine on my kitchen counter top seemed to be saying to me, … “nah… way too much work”. I’d rather be sinful and lazy!
never saw the movie “Mean and Green”, but I love your little poem, lol, made me laugh. Good luck, and thanks. Ciao Carina
Head… not… working… Must… have… food… 🙂
I think they must have suffered greatly!! I may have to rethink the ‘fast’ part of this situation. Perhaps I’ll just add juicing to my regular diet. Extra nutrients is never a bad thing. Either is a fully-functioning brain. 🙂
Loved this! That was a great movie, and it inspired me as well. How are your detox effects going? That was what made me go back to food, because I felt terrible and couldn’t get any work done. I think a juice fast would require me to take a week off work, and I eat pretty healthy food! I can’t imagine how some of the people in the movie must have suffered. That’s one thing they didn’t include…